Survey Deal

I took this from Kat's Blog. She's not smart enough to tell someone else to do it, so I took it upon myself

1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
At the UClub watching all my married friends kiss each other. Kinda sad actually. No wait, that’s pathetic. But I didn’t have anyone worth taking. New Year’s Eve parties always suck and are overrated.

2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?
Well I was born with it. That’s a stupid question.

3) What are you listening to right now?
Random mix on the computer. The specific song is Jet “Get What You Need”

4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Umm…no. I’m not a chick.

5.) What color underwear are you wearing?
Tabasco Boxers: white background with some Tabasco image pattern.

6.) Do you live in a zoo?
No, I live in a pigsty. I haven’t cleaned my room in over a week and I have laundry everywhere. Tonight is house cleaning night after the gym. The rest of the house is very clean, but my room is a total mess.

7.) What did you do this morning?
Woke up, showered, and drove to work. Boring huh?

8.) What does your mom do for a living?
Puts up with this family and be a wonderful woman.

9.) Where do you work?
(last name) Equipment Company.

10) What ended your last relationship?
Dating Relationship – drifted apart
Serious Relationship – She was falling in love with me and I didn’t think my emotional connection would become that strong with her.

11) What are the last two digits of your phone number?
86

12.) What was the last concert you attended?
I honestly can’t remember. I’m afraid to admit it, but I think it may have been Shooter Jennings at the Young Ave Deli back in April. Wow! I need to go to some shows soon.

13.) Who was with you?
Miniher and one of her chickenhead friends

14.) What was the last movie you watched?
Caddyshack last night. I can’t remember the last time I was in a theater. It was probably to see Sin City.


15.) What do you dislike at the moment?
Being tired.

16.) What food do you crave right now?
Hot wings. Buffalo wings. Whatever you want to call it. I want wings and beer. I know I should behave tonight (i.e. go to gym, go home, shower, eat salad or something, and do laundry), but I REALLY want some wings. I wonder if I can get Buffalo Wild Wings for takeout.

17.) Did you dream last night?
Yeah:
I went back in time to stop some a Carnival Krewe from being invaded by Mongolian warlords. The party was being held in a frontier town like Deadwood. The Mongolians sent some huge black dude to fight me. He pulled out two huge knives and tried to cut me. I broke the first knife with one hand. Then I gutted him with the other. Then I stood in front of everyone to proclaim that this was my dream and nobody was going to F with me, bitches! The Mongolians took off and we partied. Then I woke up. Weird.

18.) What was the last TV show you watched?
Sportscenter

19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
I don’t wear jewelry. I’m not gay or a metrosexual or Italian (sorry Jeff).

20.) Name someone on your Myspace Top 8 who is just like you?
No one.

21.) What is the last thing you ate?
I just had a bag of chips from the vending machine.

23.) Who last IMed you?
I can’t remember as I haven’t used that crap since I was a sophomore in college. The last text I got was from Seagrove with his daily dirty text message.

24.) Are you on any medication?
Nope. Just a daily vitamin: Super B Complex.

25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Topside. Ha. If you are laying on your back, I sleep on the left side of the bed. If you are a hottie and are laying on your back, I’m on top of you.

26.) What color shirt are you wearing?
Crimson with blue letters.

27) What color is your razor?
Silver and black Mach 3

28.) What is your favorite frozen treat?
Dunno. I guess if I had to have one right now, I’d go with either a Klondike Bar or an ice cream sandwich.

29.) How many tattoos/piercing do you have?
None and none

30.) What are your favorite stores?
None

31.) Are you thirsty right now?No, I just had a Coke to get some caffeine. But I really need to drink some water.

32.) Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
Absolutely. I just have to find someone to put up with my dumbass.

33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
That’s a tough one. I’d have to say Spilly. I’ve seen most everyone else from back in the college days more recently than him.

34.) What did you do last night?
Mexican and Caddyshack. I forgot Entourage and Deadwood started last night. Guess what I’m watching tonight?

35.) Do you care what people think about you?
Not really anymore. I used to, but then I realized that if I live my life the right way, I shouldn’t have to worry about that. Plus if they can’t take a joke, F them.

36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
Are you referring to anything in the last 12 hours?

37) Do you like your nose?
Why would I hate it? Stupid question.

38.) What color is your bedroom?
Off white I guess. Whatever it was when I moved in.

39.) When was the last time you worked out?
Too long ago. I’d say Sunday last week. No, wait, I did 12 oz. curls on Saturday.

40.) Plead the 5th?
No, I plead the fiziff. There are so many I can choose from. One. Two. Three. Four. Fiff!!! I choose the Fiff!

41.) Do you like pedicures?
I don’t really care.

42.) Where do you live?
El Memfricano. Also known as Memphis, TN. Specifically in High Point Terrace just south of Summer Ave near what I call Little Mexico. Have you seen that area on Summer lately? It used to be known for having hookers all over it. Well thank God, they cleaned that up, but now they have Mexican stores all over. I’m not kidding. There are stores with nothing but Spanish on the items and ads. No one speaks English in them. I know enough Spanish to ask where something is, but I don’t know what their answers are.

43.) Are you an aggressive driver?
Yeah!

44.) Who is your cell phone carrier?
My pocket. I won’t put it on my hip like a douche.
My service provider is Cingular.

45.) Do you like the person who posted this last?
Yeah, but she hates me. And that’s how I’d like to keep it.

46.) Do you know their Birthday?
No, but I’m sure it’s unimportant.

47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself?
I’m tired of being a tripod.

48.) What color is your car?
Gold

49.) What do you smell like right now?
Probably dust. I’ve been in the warehouse.

50.) What is your favorite color?
Green. It’s been my favorite color since I was in pre-K and learned what the colors were.

51.) Do you like mustard?
Oh hell yeah!!! Why wouldn’t you?

52.) What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
Buck up, biotch!

53.) Would you ever go Sky Diving?
Yeah. I’m thinking about it. DP did it a few years ago and said it was badass.

54.) What do you sleep on?
A bed.

55.) What character from a movie/TV most reminds you of yourself?
None really. So I’ll have to go with Sean Connery’s James Bond. Not the Never Say Never Again cheesy one. I mean the early ones. Thunderball, Goldfinger, and Dr. No.

56.) Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
Yeah. It’s an addiction if you’re not careful.

57.) What did you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
Yeah, sorry about that. Next time I’ll pull out Angie.

58.) Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Of course. Everyone needs a hug.

59.) Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Umm…no. I’ll wear whatever I want. I don’t fallow trends. If I see something I like and looks good, I’ll wear it. But unlike many people I am friends with (hint hint Friggin D & Ben) I don’t wear those vertical striped shirts without an undershirt showing way too much of a waxed chest. Talk about following a bad trend.

60.) Do you own a digital camera?
Yeah. I put up with it, but sometimes I think I need to get a new one.

61.) What celebrities have you been compared to?
None. If I was, I forgot it. I don’t really care about celebs.

62.) Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Dunno. I haven’t really watched it in a while. I’d guess it would be Han Solo.

63.) Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Not really because everyone is dead to me.

64.) What books, if any, have made you cry?
I don’t cry.

65.) What would you do if a large black man punched you in the face and tried to steal your soda?
First of all you yankee bastard, I have no idea what a “soda” is. Down here we drink coke, pepsi, or whatever. You call it whatever it is. The only generic term for them would be “Soft Drink”. Second, why does it have to be a black man? Why you gotta be all racist and sh*t? Why can’t you just say “some bigass dude”? Damn man. You are the kinda person that just keeps these damn prejudices all ‘round us an’ sh*t. Mofo I oughta smoke you, fool!

66.) Are you a jealous person?
I try not to be, but you know how that works.

67.) Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Screw you hippie. I eat meat, because if I didn’t the other animals on this planet would. So take your bleeding heart and get the hell outta my face before I rip it out and throw it on my grill, you little bitch!

68.) If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Lesbian


I officially charge Charly with doing this next. Get on it, girl.