But I had to get up early this morning and take the truck through inspection. I pull up at 6:55 AM and this is what I see.
I groan and then look to my left to see the car below. You'll love this. This guy has ZEBRA SEATS!!! To make it even funnier, the reason his trunk is open is becauce he's trying to fix the right tail light. It comes on when he touches the brake but not when the headlights. (for those of you who don't have to deal with City of Memphis inspections, you lucky bastards, let me lay it out for you: we have to have every light working, windshield wipers working, and an emissions test. Real easy and most of it you can check on your own.) Needless to say, homeboy here can afford some fancy-ass zebra-striped seat covers, but an extra light bulb? Hell naw! Now you may ask why this pic is larger. That's because it's too priceless not to give you the whole experience.
I watched that guy screw around for a few minutes before I realized that there were maybe three or four cars in the far right lane (my view had been blocked by a Suburban). I whipped over there as soon as I could. I was out of there in less than thirty minutes and decided to take the scenic route to South Memphis. I took Beale and eventually got on Third Street. Here is what Beale looks like at 7:30. Not as many alcoholics as I thought there'd be.
Yea things got better as I took Third St down South into tha 'hood. I am really glad I brought the digital camera with me, because I only had a pic of this place on regular film. A few friends had seen it, but now I can broadcast it to the world. So...
Attention men! Despite what your buddies always told you, this place does in fact exist.
FYI the title of this establishment is "THA GSPOT". I just wanted to make that clear.
Have a great day!
Songs on the Playlist:
Nazareth - Hair of the Dog
Tony Bennett - Because of You
Stevie Ray Vaughan - Texas Flood
Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London
3 comments:
Hey! I think that's my car down on Beale Street.
Yeah, I would've been the only alcoholic there. It figures...;)
(And I thought the traffic was bad here!!!)
Those cars are just in line at 7am to go through inspection. I'll take a pic of the traffic one day for you.
I bet they dont know their club is also a double entendre....or maybe they do. ;)
There is also a hair place, on Summer I believe, that is also called the G-Spot. Hilarious.
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