Good Ol' Cracky Top

Came home today for lunch and thought I'd post this for yall really quick.
Found this story online. The basic synopsis is that a UT Football Player was arrested for possessing and selling crack cocaine. That's right, a Tennessee Football player was arrested for selling crack. I said that twice because I have plenty of friends who are big UT fans (I'm talking to you Big Guy!). This should knock ol' Rocky Top down a few notches.

Have a great weekend. And sorry to my UT crackhead friends, I couldn't pass this one up. Here's a little diddy I wrote for you:

Undercover cops went on Cracky Top
Looking for a moonshine still.
All they could find were cheap ass crack rocks
Sold by a Vol named Darrell.

Cracky Top, you'll always be
A drug friendly place to me!
Good Ol' Cracky Top,
Cracky Top Tennessee!

Why do I feel like this is going to come back and haunt me?

Have a good one and don't get none on ya.

Wish I Had My Camera Posts

There are two things I've seen recently that make me wish I had my camera on me. I think you might like them.

First I have seen the Germantown Pimp. (Germantown is a suburb of Memphis) I never knew there was a Germantown Pimp. But I was on my lunch break earlier this week driving to grab a bite in Germantown when I saw this man walking...excuse me, strutting down the street. He had a pair of elevator shoes and a full brimmed hat with a leopard sash on around it. He had a black suit with a black shirt and no tie. Like I said, I wish I had my camera with me.

Second I saw a bumper sticker the other day for Germantown High School in the parking lot at work. It said something like 'Germantown High, A Great Tradition.' I think there needs to be another bumper sticker for them:

"GERMANTOWN HIGH SCHOOL, BRINGING THUG LIFE TO THE SUBURBS"

Do you think I can market that?