How is your 'betty' doing?

Seriously, how is your betty doing? Reason I ask is because I am one of those men who agree with Sean Connery: "I don't care as long as the collars and the cuffs match." Another way to put it is "do the drapes match the carpet?" But of course if you have hardwood floors, you don't have anything to worry about.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You don't know what I'm talking about? Well then, you need to get a girlfriend or your wife needs a little romance or something.

Ok, enough code-talk. Check out this page. It's called "Is your betty ready?" I never knew they would come out with a product specifically for this, but it's still pretty damn funny. I wonder why they only have "auburn betty." Can't they market "firecrotch betty?" That's discrimination!