Quick Post

I'm making this fast because I have things to do tonight and don't have time to post the full weekend recap. But for those of you who want a taste of what's to come here's a few quotes of note from the weekend:

"He's got some vag waiting for him down there."

"I've been drinking since three and you want me to speak into a microphone. Do you have any idea of what I'm capable of saying?"

"Amanda, put your cleavage away. I think we've all seen enough."

"I said what last night?"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"

"What, are you trying to validate yourself as the coolest member in your family? You really need to try harder."

That's all for now.