Perverted Post of the Week

Ok, I'm skimming CNN's website a second ago when I read the following headline:

'JURASSIC BEAVER' TURNS THEORY ON ITS TAIL

Sorry, but I had to do a double take. I didn't know if Steven Speilberg needed more money so he was going to direct a porn movie in the Jurassic Park series or if there was some special old timer's whorehouse in Nevada that had opened.

Of course this raises the question, during the whole Jurassic Park movie days, was there a porn created called Jurassic Beaver? If not, what about Jurassic Pork?
Makes you think.

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