Don't Go Plastic

Attention Women of the World: Despite what you may think or be led to think, plastic surgery does not make you look better.

Need proof? Here you go! Words cannot describe that horrific site.
More proof? Here you go! She was hot in American Pie now she's just a 20-something skank with a 50 year old's whiskey and cigarrette breath.
Still more proof? Here you go! Now to be completely honest, I don't know if she's had anything done, but still. Ewww!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

The moral of the story, be comfortable in your own skin and you will be ten times sexier than you think. Confidence is sexy. Plastic and silicone are not (and they will still be in your coffin 500 years from now and that's not really sexy). Be happy with who you are otherwise we men will quit dealing with you (except for the desparate guys).

And don't do Botox either!!! Wrinkles aren't bad. There's nothing worse than a 40 year old woman trying to be 20 in both her appearance and actions. Be a sexy 40 year old, not a skanky 40 year old who thinks she's 20.


Songs on the Playlist:
BoDeans - She's a Runaway
Widespread Panic - This Part Of Town
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man
O.A.R. - Conquering Fools