3/28/2006

Sharon Stone, Ewww

Just in case we were wondering what a 48 year old dried-up skank thinks about sex, Sharon Stone is more than happy to oblige in giving her opinion on…well anything I guess. But now she is going to give you her opinion on oral sex versus the other alternatives for teenagers. She told some girl about it. WTF? She is an AIDS advocate and she is telling kids to have oral? I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night so I know that you can still get STDs via oral according to medical studies. Someone needs to slap the hell out of her and just walk away. Tell them to use a condom please!!!

Hey, did you hear they’re coming out with Basic Instinct 2: the Menopause Years? Yea, she still doesn’t wear underwear but now it’s just gross. But I’m sure there will be a lot of 60 year old men taking Viagra pills before they go see that film. Why? Because a 48 year old woman looks hot as hell to a 60+ year old man.

5 comments:

charly said...

I would do Sharon Stone. Well, you know, if I didn't think sex was overrated and everything.

Philip said...

If you think sex is overrated, then you need to find a new boyfriend who has an imagination.

charly said...

I might have forgotten to mention that I'm not at all a sarcastic bitch.

Philip said...

True. And you do go to parties dressed as the "Naughty Cop"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Dude,

Have you seen the leaked promo for Basic Instinct 2?!?!

FAP FAP FAP.

Thanks,
Greg

 
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