How Country Are You?

I swear I'm not making a habit of this, but I found it in an email to myself and realized I hadn't posted it yet. Enjoy.


HOW COUNTRY ARE YOU?
1. Have you ever gone muddin?
Hell yea baby!

2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
nope

3. Ever been swimmin' at the river?
Swimmin’ and canoeing

4. Ever had a bonfire party?
Yea, I’ve never thrown one except at sardis lake in college

5. Have you ever driven a tractor?
nope

6. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yea

7. Ford or chevy?
Ford baby!

8. kissed someone in a pick up?
Yea, many times

9. Whats your favorite country song?
Robert Earl Keen – The Road Goes On Forever

10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road?
No. 50, but not 90

11. Worked/Lived on a farm?
No

12. Been to a rodeo?
No, I have been to a Dirt Track to watch stock car races in Batesville, AR. Fun!

13. Do you own cowboy boots?
Yea and I'm wearing them right now.

14. Do you have a cowboy hat?
Yea, one

15. Have you ever said git er done?
Yea, but as a joke. It is not part of my normal speech

16. country skyline or a city skyline
Looking over the Mississippi River at sunset from Memphis. Which is that?

17. Can you name a rodeo star?
nope

18. Do you think tractors are sexy?
no

19. Ever rode a 4-wheeler?
I own one

20. Are you from the country?
No

21. If so, are you proud of it?
I would be

22. Gone hunting?
Not this week, but yea

23. Gone fishing?
Yea, deep sea fishing is the best. But I love crappie fishing.

24. Is your heart in dixie?
Hell Yea

25. Been on a hay ride?
Yea, back in high school

26. Have you ever line danced?
Does the electric slide at an 8th grade dance count?

27. Camped under the stars?
Yea

28. Have you ever been cow tippin'?
No. I'd love to though

29. Do you drive a pick up truck?
Yea

30. fell asleep in a hay stack?
No

31. Own a pair of overalls?
No

32. Drank Moonshine?
Yea

33. Include the word "yonder" in your daily vocabulary?
Only when talking about Yonder Mountain String Band

34. Ever tried chew?
No

35. Milked a cow?
No

36. Is sweet tea your favorite drink?
Unsweet is better

37. Been to a race?
Not a Nascar one, but a dirt track

38. Country, Southern or Redneck?
Southern

39. Know all the words to at least one David Allen Coe song?
I know all the words to several DAC songs. And I know all the words to the songs that actually matter.