Halloween at Newby's

So our Thursday Night Tactical Drinking team decided to meet on Tuesday last week for Halloween at Newby's. Despite a slow start by the rest of the crowd it ended up being a friggin great time. Here's a photo-essay to show you what went down. As always, I'll include explanations with the pics...when necessary. Enjoy.

Here I am with Miss MySpace 2006. Her first costume of the night (i.e. while she was working) was...well this. As you can see, words can not describe it.

Everbody's favorite Shady Lady V wanted to take a pic I would never forget. However, she was a little rough with the spout on my Box o' Pinot Grande wine costume. Does it look like I enjoyed that?Here I have explained a better technique. I'm happier and so is she...not that it matters.Here is where we "make nice." For some odd reason, the top front of my box was being pushed back. But do I look like I mind?Here's sweet K and her husband. She was white trash and he was a dirty frat boy. I thought he had a pretty generic costume until I noticed all the thongs hanging from his pockets. I wonder what his wonderful wife thought of him having all those? Hmm...HM showed up from another non-costume fiesta sans costume, because that's how he rolls. But Miss MySpace 2006 wasn't going to let that fly. She gave him the hat and said he was a Nascar driver on an off-day. We also have the Shady Lady V and the Shady Hasbeen in the pic. The former is Lindsay Lohan and the latter is Nicole Richie. You can tell by the skeletons on their shirts.McAsh wanted a pic with me. She came as a Dubya sign. And somehow the phantom shocker showed up in the pic.Here Scottie Too Hottie is trying to get a leg up on the situation. He recycled his costume from Friday night, and it looks like it still works.The Shady Hasbeen wanted to make sure that I could lift her Nicole Richie frame. As this pic proves, daddy can still take care of business.Here are two of the three girls who came dressed as Hef's girls (aka the girls next door on E).This is some guy in a homemade costume based on the rabbit in Donnie Darko.This guy put together this Col. Reb costume in less than a day he said. That rocks.This guy made friends with our Shady friends. However, I never learned what his costume was called so I'll just call him gay 80s Frankenstein.Our Shady friends also found this guy. How badass is that costume. The mouth actually moved too.I was able to get a pic of Gay 80s Frankenstein, Tall Headless dude, and two blonde silicone transports.Dr. Tucker Fadden, plastic surgeon, had to test these two to make sure nothing was going to explode.He also found two young ladies from his days before med school.He told Miss MySpace that she didn't need any work. I told him to send her to me for thorough exam. She does need to get a second opinion. She told me she'd bring the box o' wine this time.After she got off work, she changed into her Elvis getup. Here's a quick pic someone took with my camera before we got together for the pic. As you can see, she just noticed my spout.But she wanted me to wear her pompadour wig. Only for the pic, babe. There were a ton of great costumes. I didn't get them all, but there was this one dude dressed as Jesus. I wasn't going to get his pic, until this hot ass devil walked by. What's a guy to do? At least this guy knows how to bless with the shocker.There was also a hot mummy. I don't know why I took this pic, but I think it's a good way to end things.Have a good one and don't get none on ya.

Songs on the Playlist:
The Clash - Rock the Casbah
The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go
The Corrs ft Bono - Summer Wine
The BoDeans - Good Things (live)
R.E.M. - (Don't Go Back To) Rockville
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Suck My Kiss
The Corrs ft Bono - When the Stars Go Blue
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
The Clash - Train In Vain (Stand By Me)
The Clash - London Calling
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts
Queen - Fat Bottom Girls
Talking Heads - Take Me To The River
Talking Heads - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)
The Cult - Love Removal Machine
The B-52's - Roam
The Church - Under The Milky Way
Al Green - Here I Am (Come And Take Me)
Al Green - Love And Happiness
Al Green - Let's Stay Together
Al Green - Tired Of Being Alone
Otis Redding - Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay
Otis Redding - Try A Little Tenderness
Otis Redding - These Arms of Mine